The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!