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The power to accept the terms and conditions
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the power to have an idea..
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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.
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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.
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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish
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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.
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The ability to understand women!!
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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day
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The ability to only fart in public
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The ability to drop everything you hold
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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.
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The super pow.er to die at will
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The power to not exist.
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The power to think outside the bun.
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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping
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The power to have the strength of 50 old people
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The power to put everything off till the last possible day
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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.
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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching
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the power to get really mad.
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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.
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The power to become yourself
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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds
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the power to stop writing pointless super powers
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!
