The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to lose this power.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power to write only the letter R

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!