The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The capability to draw penises very well

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!