- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

The power to poop and pee at the same time

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

A good Kisser

The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

The power to breath at will.

the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

the power to be invisible when sleep.

The Power to forget you ever had a power.

The abilty to go through water.

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

The power to exhale clouds.

the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

Pointless Super Powers