The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to only drink liquids

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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the power to control urine

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power of gentle breeze

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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Find Waldo

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!