The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!