The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The ability to know when men have erections

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to cry acid tears

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!