The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to die at will.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to take away your power.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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captain obvious

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to die

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!