the power to in power your self

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power of Grayskull.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!