The power to shit dirt!

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to snore.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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the power to taste your own spit

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!