The power to create shit

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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Nihat Do?an

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to see forever

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!