The power to taste anything you smell.

thumb_up thumb_down +120

The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

thumb_up thumb_down +114

the power to finish an all you can eat

thumb_up thumb_down +108

The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

thumb_up thumb_down +100

The ability to breath, but only in space.

thumb_up thumb_down +90

The power to be -100% faster...

thumb_up thumb_down +86

The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

thumb_up thumb_down +74

The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

thumb_up thumb_down +70

Find Waldo

thumb_up thumb_down +64

The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

thumb_up thumb_down +62

the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

thumb_up thumb_down +58

the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

thumb_up thumb_down +48

the power to not have power

thumb_up thumb_down +34

The power to stay a virgin

thumb_up thumb_down +34

The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

thumb_up thumb_down +26

the power to get really mad.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

the power two become drunk at anytime

thumb_up thumb_down +12

The power to see as Stevie Wonder

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

The power to do nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!