wast your time on the computer

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to have a power

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to dance really well

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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Grass eating

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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the power to fart mace

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!