The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to breathe

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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solar powered night-vision

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the ability to become black.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to not have any powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!