the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to shit dirt!

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power of gentle breeze

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to predict the present

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!