ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power of exact change

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power of asdfgh

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!