The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to wear crocs.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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the power to see through water.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to go suicide

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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the power to control your own body movements

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the power... to read this

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!