The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to take a crap.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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the power to pee on command

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captain obvious

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!