The power to talk to dust

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The ability to understand women!!

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to make out of thin air

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Have sex but not feel it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!