The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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the power to remember th...

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to have no powers!

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!