The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to be pointless!

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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Ladder hands.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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Stop clapping

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to control dodos

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!