The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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the power to see through bananas

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to not Waste time

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!