The power to be dead

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the power to fail

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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the ability to die without any control

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to see into the present

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to to think less

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to see through air.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!