The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!