the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!