The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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the ability to type slower.

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the power... to read this

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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the power to be phone

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Having the power of a normal human

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!