The power to live until you die.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to speak braille

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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the power to be wrong

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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the power to read captchas

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!