The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to be really bad at math.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to talk to dust

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the power to have a power.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to speak brail.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!