The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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being able to blow up and die

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to find lost socks.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to put out light from your butt

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The ability to shrink your penis

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!