The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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Taekwondo

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power of reading your own mind.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!