The power to make doors disappear at will.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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Aweonao

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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To call me maybe

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to turn into paper

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to predict the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!