The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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Endless falling....

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!