The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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the power to not finish your

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to find lost socks.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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Swiss army teeth.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!