The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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penis

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to only make burnt toast

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!