The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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black people

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!