The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to be a human

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!