The power to come second in any race

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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the power to vote

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!