the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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A healing punch

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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to make asians smart

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to bleed

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to die at will

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!