The power to think you have powers.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to fart flames

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The power to see through water

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!