The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!