The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to see air

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to dance really well

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!