To call me maybe

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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Black power

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to not be color blind.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to teleport through open doors

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!