the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!