The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to be -100% faster...

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the power to be phone

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to silence explosions.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!