Immunity to medication

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to read your own mind!

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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the power to speak only in binary

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!