The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The ability to breathe automatically

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to do nothing

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power of trolling your self

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!