the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to smell poop

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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the power to become retarded

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to fall up.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!