To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to spell backwards.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!