The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to be a normal person

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the power to know what time is not

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the power to always hug people

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To call me maybe

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to be justin beiber

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!