The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to die

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to sweat acid.

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the power to see through glass

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!