The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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the power to make elton john gay

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to die on command

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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the power to always hug people

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!