the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to see through windows!

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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the power to bi ugly

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!