The power to see through bones.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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the power to herd cats

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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the power to get STD's

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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the power to make elton john gay

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to make any girl hate you

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!