The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to see through a hole

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!