The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to be born.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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the power to sleep during day

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!