The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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the power to become retarded

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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Reverse Pooping

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!