The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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the power to get really mad.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!