The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to be justin beiber

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to liquify yourself.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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the power die if you think.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!