The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to die on command

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to shit brix

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!