Liam Brudenell

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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power to fly...backwards.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!