The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to not exist.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!