The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to have a super power,

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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the power die if you think.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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Endless falling....

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to see through windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!