The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to state the obvious.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!