The power to turn apples into pears

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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captain obvious

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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the power to get STD's

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the power to fly for a second

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power of love

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!