The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The ability to become shit forever.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to ?-1.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the power to turn wine into water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!