The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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the power to hate nature

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!