The power to be a normal human

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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Grass eating

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the ability to have children fully grown

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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the power to see when the lights are on

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!