Dejavu

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to be born.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to turn into paper

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to have the super power to do nothing

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the power to die at will

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to spell backwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!