The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!