The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!