the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!