The power to attract bullets

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The power to see into the present

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to have a super power,

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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the power to get STD's

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to shrink your penis.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to fart flames

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!