The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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wast your time on the computer

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!