The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!