the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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the power to make toast into bread

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!