The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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the power to fly indoors

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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i like pie.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!