The power to get hurt every other hour

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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the power to fart mace

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!