the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to get older every second

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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i like pie.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!