The power to do nothing/

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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the power to see through bananas

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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the power to not have a power

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!