The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power of love

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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the power to see through glass

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!