The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!