The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to breathe

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!