the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!