The power to light things on fire with a match

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Night vision that only works during the day

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to be shitty

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to Google "Google".

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!