the power to die at will

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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the power to speak only in binary

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!