The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to have children at will.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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the power to always hug people

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The power to think.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!