The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to change to justin biber

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Being Aquaman

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!