Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to think.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to transform into air.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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the power to lick your own tongue

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Batman

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power to eat food

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!