The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to die but once

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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power to be an alcohoic

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the power to remember th...

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!