the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to live until you die.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!