The power to see where light is not present.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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Melting

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to change to justin biber

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!