The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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Melting

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!