The power to see through glass

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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the power to die

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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the power to not have power

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!