The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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the power to speak in sign language.

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to nit propely

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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Poop

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!