The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to have a small penis

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!