The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!