The power to fly when you are in a plane

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!