The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to glow in the dark

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!