The power to poop and pee at the same time

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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the power to fly in space

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to annoy people

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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the power to make body fat go away

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!