being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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ability to fly in a plane

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to understand irony.

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to poop standing up

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!