The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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the power to speak in sign language.

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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NMR Vision

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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the power to make to much coffee

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!