the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to give your wife rights

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to die using your willpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!