The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!