The power to turn gold into lead.

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power to breathe

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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the power to be powerless.

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The power

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The power to annoy people

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to have bad luck!

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!