the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The Power of cheese

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to do nothing

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The power to pee ants.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to bleed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!