The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to bleed

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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The ability to see through glass.

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to die in one second

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!