The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to transform into yourself

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to see through bones.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!