The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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NMR Vision

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to fart in colour

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to bleed

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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The power to fly....underwater

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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vomitspit

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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the ability to command watermelons

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!