The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to be a human

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!