The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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the power to get nits -jesse

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to die in one second

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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Facebook.

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!