The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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LIME

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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The power to look into the past

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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Facebook.

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!