Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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the ability to spell wrong

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the power to speak in Braille.

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!