The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to sleep

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to grow boobs

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!