The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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the power to do totally nothing

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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the power to jizz on cue

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!