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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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the power to say candlejack and li

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!