the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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Poop

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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power to breathe

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The power to poop standing up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!