The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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Steel kidneys

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!