The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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spontaneous ejaculation

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the power to nit propely

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!