The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power of creating poop.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to kill yourself.

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Imortality.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!