The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to talk to dust

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power of trolling your self

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!