The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The power to fly....underwater

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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the ability to spell wrong

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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Steel kidneys

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!