the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The power to look into the past

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!