Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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THA PWR 2 MiiSSPELL ERRTHANG WHiiLE WRiiTiiNG iiN AWL CAPz ONE THA iiNTERNET

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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vomitspit

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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the power to speak in Braille.

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The power to restate the obvious.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!