the power to have no one read this post

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to be HUMAN

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Have sex but not feel it

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!