the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

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The power of Pinesol baby

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to look into cheese.

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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Laser pointer vision.

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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The power to see into the present

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!