The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!