The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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Retractable teeth

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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the power to be justin bieber

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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To stab Djones

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!