the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to see through air.

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to have no powers

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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Invisible handwriting.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!