Black power

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to state the obvious.

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!