The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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The ability to Hi

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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the power to not watch south park

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The ability to blow strawberries

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!