the power to bi ugly

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!