The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The powers of a burnt face

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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The power to piss lava.

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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the power to not watch south park

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

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The power to speak in morse code

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!