The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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the power to be justin bieber

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to build a building that is comparable to the sistine chapel, but without doors.

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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The power to speak in morse code

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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The powers of a burnt face

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!