The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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the power to steal 4 avocados in july at a supermarket at 9:37 am in your underpants without arms while a cop laughs at how stupid you look. plus while you do that a cute marshmallow comes and rapes your children.

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to build a building that is comparable to the sistine chapel, but without doors.

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!