being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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the power to die at will

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The power to turn into paper

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to understand irony.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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the power to die on command

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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the power die if you think.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!