The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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The power to switch gender identity

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to be blind

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to move 7% faster.

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!