the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to fart flames

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!