the power to suck your elbow

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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The ability to Hi

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The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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The power to reverse crab walk at extremely high speeds

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!