The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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the power to turn wine into water

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to float without gravity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!