The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

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the power to sizzle like bacon

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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The power to cut onion without crying.

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power of exploding when you think.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!