The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The ability to bleed lava

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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The power to see your neighbor without looking.

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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The power to clap with one hand.

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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The power to read as fast as light when you can't read

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!