The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

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The power to be the ceo of BP

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The ability to control the internet

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The power to clap with one hand.

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The power to poop out you penis

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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the ability to go the speed limit

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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the power to shit bicks

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!