The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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the power to make elton john gay

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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the power to die....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!